I was driving to school yesterday (for the last time this summer) when I saw what looked like a blue plastic anatomically accurate heart in the gutter. Realizing the enormous metaphorical potential, I pulled over. And when I walked up the median, I found this.
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June 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Jim
Oh, dude. That’s mine. I lost it when Zac and I were wrestling.
June 18, 2009 at 9:20 pm
angryelvis
You probably coughed it up.
June 19, 2009 at 11:34 am
Jim
If it smells like the lining of my stomach, it’s mine.
June 19, 2009 at 7:56 am
pegfussell
Imagine for a moment
the still life of our meals,
meat followed by yellow cheese,
grapes pale against the blue armor of fish.
Carol Muske-Dukes
June 19, 2009 at 11:25 am
dawn
imagine for a moment–
1 fish
2 fish
red fish BLUE FISH!
I LOVE it. GIMMEEE IT!
June 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm
angryelvis
Oh, the lovely poetic CLAMOR! Nope, it doesn’t smell like the lining of Jim’s stomach–that’s adamantium, not rubber. But it does smell a little Muske-Dukes. Kudos to you, Peggy, for being so literate. And double that for Dawna, it goes without saying. I’ll invite all y’all to a barbecue.
June 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm
tami
i never find cool stuff on the side of the road. i only find, like, dog poop.
score!
June 22, 2009 at 3:35 pm
angryelvis
If it smells like the lining of Jim’s stomach, it’s his.